My recent favorite: What did the one nut say to the other nut when they ran after them? I CASHEW!
Check out some of these joke books!
by Carbone, Courtney
Knock, knock. Who's there? A brand-new joke book featuring the Disney princesses With over 100 jokes and humorous illustrations of Cinderella, Ariel, Belle, Tiana, Rapunzel, Jasmine, and Merida, this 64-page paperback joke book is truly pun-of-a-kind.
by Keller, Charles
Did you hear about the thief who stole a truck full of elastic? He was put away for a long stretch. Jokes, riddles, and wacky illustrations will keep kids howling. Want more? Man: Have you got something to cure fleas on a dog? Pet shop owner: I don’t know. What’s wrong with the fleas? You won’t stop laughing!
by Brewer, Paul
Children love to be funny and to swap cool jokes. All of the classic joke formats -- jump jokes, knock-knocks, riddles, visual puns, and many more -- are included and grouped by themes that reflect childrens's interests and lives including technology, monsters, aliens, families, school, and silly book, movie, and song titles. Each chapter ends with a "half-joke," so that readers can test their growing skills by making up a punch line. Full-page drawings by Paul Brewer accompany each section, and spot art throughout the book punctuates the jokes with visual humor. The 17 ½ tips at the end of the book help the reader to develop confidence and a personal style of telling jokes. Also included are guidelines for writing funny jokes. Some of the author's favorite lines submitted by readers will be posted on youmustbejoking.net. This collection of over 200 jokes and silly art will appeal to the class clown and stand-up performer in every child.